[Smirnoff]

“Weeeeell…..bock-bock-doodle-atta-dee-atta-doodle-atta-hee-atta-ho-atta-daaaahhh…..

Heh, heh that’s kinda pretty before it gets started, ain’t it?!

Ohhhh…Froggie went a-c-c-courtin’, he did ride, C-C-Crambone…

Froggie went a-c-c-courtin’, he did ride, uhh, uhh, C-C-Crambone…

Froggie went a-c-c-courtin’, he did ride, sword an' a, an-uh, an-uh a revolver by his side, C-C-Crambone…

Crambone ki-a fa-la-la-a-row-row-row-huh, slop-a-lotta-doodle-atta-toodle-atta, a-tootle-atta…That’s the hard part right in there, n-n-nephew! Ha ha!

Ah-li-ol-lay-heee!!!!

Um-mm…that yodel goes right in there somewhere, but it’s a little too high for me! Ummm…

Ohhhh…where will the w-w-wedding supper be, uh, c-c-uh-C-C-Crambone…

Where will the w-w-wedding supper be, C-C-Crambone…

Where will the w-w-wedding supper be?

Way down yonder near the hico-uh, hico-uh, the cottonwo-uh, the eucalyptus tree, Crambone…

Crambone ki-a fa-la-la-a-row-row-row, slop-a-doodle-yellow bug…That’s that hard part again, right in there, ha ha!

Scrabble-flop-a-doodle-yellow bug-toodle-atta, a-tootle-atta-bota-bop-Crambone…